Top 10 Reasons

For your amusement and enjoyment: Top 10 Reasons You Know You're From Arizona When...

10) You can finish a Big Gulp in 10 minutes and go back for seconds.

9) You think someone driving while wearing oven mitts is clever.

8) You think 60 tons of crushed red rock makes a beautiful yard.

7) You buy salsa by the gallon.

6) You see two trees fighting over a dog.

5) You put on fresh sunscreen just to go check the mail box.

4) You know that in July it only takes two fingers to drive your car.

3) You can hear the weather forecast of 115 degrees without flinching.

2) You can pronounce"Saguaro", "Tempe", "Canyon de Chelly", "Mogollon Rim", and "Cholla"

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON: (drumroll please)

You no longer associate bridges or rivers with water.